Dear powers that be,
My investments aren’t working out the way that I hoped they would and now I’m in a bit of a tight spot financially. I’ve got to tell you this has shaken my confidence in the system a bit, but if you could provide me with a bailout I could get back on my feet. I have a foolproof plan to get caught up on my bills, I’m going to buy a bunch of playstation 3’s and sell them on ebay next Christmas. After all, everyone wants a playstation 3 and I hear they’re a rock solid investment.