There was (still is?) a great ad campaign down in the United States, called “Real men of genius”, which mock salutes occupations. Listen to some of the ads at this URL: http://thefuntimesguide.com/2004/10/bud_light_real.php
That, and this house that I saw on the MLS, inspired me to write the following “real home of genius” copy. I hope you enjoy it. I wonder how much this little gem will be worth by the time 2012 rolls around.
Vancouver Condo Info Presents: Real Homes of Genius
(Real homes of Genius)
Today we salute you. Mrs. West-Side Vancouver Development Opportunity
(Mrs. West-Side Vancouver Development Opportunity)
Without you, there would be no need market for demolition contractors
(Blow it up and start all over!)
Built during the depression-era of the 1930s, you have 2 bedrooms, a bathroom and an
(Who needs drywall anyway)
You’re “charming” and “intimate”, with character, and your kitchen was remodeled as recently as the 1970s.
Anyone who buys you, will end up tearing you down just to build you up again. And for the opportunity to do this, you’ll charge them only 1.3million dollars
(Plus 6% commission)
So, pop open a nice cold Bud light, you doyen of dreams, because there’s only so much land in Kits, and you’re nice enough to be squatting on only 33ft. of it.
(Size is over-rated)