Basements Suites Galore in Fairview!

Wow! This weekend between Cambie and Broadway on 6th ave I must have seen signs for at least 15 open houses going on. A suprising number of these are ground level condos, sometimes called ‘garden suites’ or ‘basement suites’, and most starting around 350k.

Now some people might look at this and see an overheated housing market getting dangerously close to meltdown via saturation but I say tish-tosh! What we have here is an OPPOURTUNITY!

Look at it this way: The majority of people that live in basement suites are renters. Most home-owners choose not to live in the basement for whatever reason, but many many renters do. Therefore we can assume that there is GREAT DEMAND for basement suites among renters out there, but only a finite supply. See where I’m going with this?

The thing about basements is that there needs to be land to put them into, and they aren’t making anymore land! Sure they can stack condo on top of condo and get more floorspace, but they cant make more groundfloor units than the total surface of the ground that exists. Therefore groundfloor units are CLEARLY in more DEMAND than upperfloor units, particularly among renters.

And renters are going to pay our mortgage and get us rich arent they?

Some people might think that renters wont be willing to pay the $3000 per month that will make us rich off of these 600 sq foot basement suites, but you’ve got to THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE! Demand steadily increases while supply dwindles, and the one TRULY LIMITED supply is in basement suites!

BUY NOW! GET RICH LATER!

little tiny houses for you and me..

With less and less space around I guess we’ve got to figure out ways to live in smaller and smaller places. This ingenious design uses a rotating corner section of one large room to compact four rooms into one.

..So basically you’ve got your living room but with a turn of the corner cylinder you’ve got a kitchen. To bathe you rotate the cylinder to the ‘bathroom’ section and then when you’re ready to head to bed you rotate the cylinder to the ‘bedroom’ section. It’s like a futuristic version of the Murphy Bed!

Stretching The Loon – tips for first time buyers.

So you’ve got your eye on a little condo – you’re thinking its time to get your own four walls, or at least one wall to yourself and three shared walls. But then there’s the prices and the way they’ve been running up up up for the last three years. Wouldn’t you like to get a piece of that action? So how DO you get in to this market as a first-time buyer?

Well, you’re going to need money.

A lot of money.

Luckily for you, there’s no shortage of money out there. Where’s all this money I speak of? The Banks! And they’ll gladly give you a whole bunch of it to you as long as you promise to pay it back over the next 25 years.. or 30 years.. well heck, lets go 40 years, imagine what a condo in vancouver central will be worth in forty years! Billions!!

Also, as you can understand they have to cover the risk of you absconding into the night with your condo, so they’ll charge you a small interest fee to cover that risk and make it worth their while.

So lets say you borrow $300,000 to buy a nice little condo, what do you have to pay back based on a 5% interest rate?.. Over 25 years you’d pay a little over $1750.00 a month to rent that money from the bank adding up to a smidgeon over $250,000 in interest to be payed back on top of the original $300k.

But what if $1750 is a bit much for you to pay monthly? Maybe you’re paying $900 monthly to rent that same condo now and you’re not convinced its worth the extra cost. Never Fear! The banks will work with you. If you opt for a 40 year mortgage you will save tremendously, bringing your monthly cost down to under $1450 with a total interest payment of just under $400,000. This means that as long as you dont have to pay any extra ‘hidden’ fees like property taxes, strata fees, maintenance, heating & electricity, etc, and as long as interest rates never go above %5 that $300,000 condo will cost you a total of only $700,000 over the next 40 years. Thats not much to pay for a condo that will be worth BILLIONS now is it?

the ‘affordability’ myth in vancouver.

I hear a lot of people in vancouver complaining about the ‘affordability’ factor of the real estate here. Mostly it’s people whining about the usual suspects: “boo hoo, I want a place that is liveable” or “I want a place that is not comprised mainly of mold” well you know what? You’re coming at this thing all wrong-headed, and I’ll tell you why.

Most of you are looking at what you can afford to rent vs. what you can afford to buy and thinking “..wait a minute.. I can live in a nice house in a nice area, or for the same monthly cost I can buy a tiny box in an ‘undesireable’ part of town. Uh.. I’ll take the nice house.”

..But what about THE FUTURE?!?

It’s not what you spend today, but what you bid to spend to live here in the future. Basically you’re betting against others to determine the highest you’re willing to spend on monthly housing to have a part of this city, and WHAT A CITY IT IS! I mean what other city has any connection at all to a two week sporting event of OLYMPIC CALIBRE? Right?!? Therefore, we rightly believe that the DEMAND to live in this city will outstrip the current SUPPLY. After all, they’re not making any more LAND are they? No. They’re making more CONDOS, because THATS where the DEMAND is.

So we’re betting on how much we’re going to want to live here in the FUTURE and we’re thinking, hey.. It pretty much gets more expensive to live every year, because I need a flatscreen TV and flatscreen TV’s are more expensive than that hand-me-down oak cabinet floor-standing model I got from uncle Vic.. So if it gets more expensive to live, and I bid somewhere in the middle of what I’ll pay for the cost of living over the next 30 years it’ll be a great investment because housing prices NEVER GO DOWN and interest rates are great and thanks to inflation I’ll pretty much make more and more money each year to cover this purchase and every thing will be GREAT!!

But then you start looking at charts.. Those fucking charts that narrow down on one disturbing little factoid to the exclusion of all other things.. Little things like the median income in Vancouver has actually DROPPED between 2000 and 2004 and we simply don’t have the jobs to support a market of million-dollar condo’s right now and you think “shit. I’m going to lose my shirt. Someone’s going to go and pull the whole tablecloth out from underneath this house of cards and the whole free lunch is gonna dissappear in a cloud of pepper and tears.”

But here’s what I say to that:

Charts are the past man! Why focus on the past when you can look to THE FUTURE! You can’t always judge something by it historical patterns.

I mean really, just look at tech stock prices during the dot.com boom – They went up and up and then suddenly *zap* they dissappeared in a moment of mass-panic as everyone realized they were horribly over-valued. Just goes to show – you can’t trust the charts man, and if you don’t buy that tiny box you can barely afford NOW are you ever going to have a place of your own to hang your flatscreen TV?

Whats wrong with bubbles anyhow?


What with Vancouver’s real estate market being so hot lately, there’s been a lot of talk about real estate ‘bubbles’ online and in the news.. even some of the banks have come out with statements warning of ‘bubble like activity’ in the vancouver market. Everybody seems to use the term bubble in a negative sense, but really, what’s wrong with bubbles?

Who doesn’t love to see a delicate bubble gliding through the air on a summer afternoon as you sip lemonade on your 15 sq ft. deck? Bubbles are fun! Bubbles are beautiful! Embrace the bubbles! love the bubbles! ..but not too hard or they may pop. Which I guess is why people speak of them negatively.

Yes, its true, some bubbles pop – but what about those that don’t? What about the bubbles that float through the air going up and up and up until you cant afford them anymore? What about those sort of bubbles?

Lets stop picking on bubbles, after all picking on bubbles is exactly the sort of activity bound to make them pop. Let’s enjoy the beautiful aspects of bubbles and tish-tosh to the nay-sayers.

Up with bubbles!